Divorce American Style
Jan. 4th, 2004 10:20 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
yes_justicePoor Neil Bush. His divorce has revealed that our president's brother, suffers from genital herpes.
Brown: "And you were married to Mrs. Bush?"
Bush: "Yes."
Brown: "Is that where you caught the venereal diseases?"
Bush: "No."
Brown: "Where did you catch those?"
Bush: "Diseases plural? I didn't catch..."
Brown: "Well, I'm sorry. How ... how many venereal diseases do you suffer from?"
Bush: "I've had one venereal disease."
Brown: "Which was?"
Bush: "Herpes."
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Poor Neil. World travel can be hazardous...We have yet to discover a cure for Herpes. Neil Bush should become a public spokesperson for herpes awareness and use his fame to help others ala Magic Johnson.
Brown: "And you were married to Mrs. Bush?"
Bush: "Yes."
Brown: "Is that where you caught the venereal diseases?"
Bush: "No."
Brown: "Where did you catch those?"
Bush: "Diseases plural? I didn't catch..."
Brown: "Well, I'm sorry. How ... how many venereal diseases do you suffer from?"
Bush: "I've had one venereal disease."
Brown: "Which was?"
Bush: "Herpes."
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Poor Neil. World travel can be hazardous...We have yet to discover a cure for Herpes. Neil Bush should become a public spokesperson for herpes awareness and use his fame to help others ala Magic Johnson.
