Lazy Caturdaze?

A colleague at work directs me to lolcode:

HAI 
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR 
    IM IN YR LOOP 	
        UP VAR!!1 	
        VISIBLE VAR 	
        IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? 
        KTHXBYE 
    IM OUTTA YR LOOP 
KTHXBYE

Or this one

HAI 
CAN HAS STDIO? 
PLZ OPEN FILE "LOLCATS.TXT"?
    AWSUM THX 		
        VISIBLE FILE 	
    O NOES 		
        INVISIBLE "ERROR"
KTHXBYE

And if that's not fun enough: The Unix Haters Handbook PDF!

Onto Saturday's Domestika activities avec my lovely sheltering sky. Happy boy joy joy!